Your GG martini is covered by the free drinks.
Following the rules, they will charge you for the additional cost and 18% for drinks that exceed the limit of $15
Yes, they ask you for your stateroom number when being seated. Go see the dining room staff when you first board and try to set up night’s as you would like them. They may or may not be able to fit your schedule. As an alternative, you could meet at specialty dining venues or the Windjammer or solarium(depending on the ship)
Ahhh... A Manifesto. I've been waiting. This is why there are 40+ cruise lines in the world. If you like the cruise experience, there are plenty of lines to choose. I hope Holland America provides you what you want in cruising.
I’m not a lover of the towel beasts, but much to the wife’s dismay, I have been known to add embellishments.
I favor finding red pieces from the various paper items to make tongues, eyelashes, cigarette-like items and wink eyes.
When Royal is looking to retire a ship, they could go with a Rammstein theme cruise.
We never go to the decade based dance parties, but might try with an 80’s or 90’s festival.
You mean you are having trouble trusting the profound knowledge of an "agent'. The 15th is next week, count on them to be correct...then on the 15th when it doesn't clear, spend your day on the phone with Royal.
I've seen early shuffles, but never seen anyone called out at the table. Better to use your advantage playing methods at casinos with better rules and stay away from ship blackjack tables.
Go bet all your stake on black, one time. Whatever the result, you commit to being done with gambling for the cruise.