Rare Host Jazzbeau Posted July 25, 2021 #10926 Share Posted July 25, 2021 3 hours ago, mysty said: So now you are warned @rojaan19! My humour is a little off the wall and I'm not as nice as many folks in the Cooler! 🙄 As Dorothy Parker said [or should have said, good enough...] "If you can't say anything nice about anyone, sit next to me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rojaan19 Posted July 25, 2021 #10927 Share Posted July 25, 2021 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted July 25, 2021 #10928 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lincslady Posted July 25, 2021 #10929 Share Posted July 25, 2021 2 hours ago, rojaan19 said: I wonder why most of our funnies these days feature alcohol? Odd, isn't it.😉 Lola 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted July 25, 2021 #10930 Share Posted July 25, 2021 2 hours ago, lincslady said: I wonder why most of our funnies these days feature alcohol? Odd, isn't it.😉 Lola Speaking only for myself, alcohol in various size glasses and from various wineries and distilleries has kept me relatively sane over the lengthy exceedingly boring reign of the nasty. 😁 There may well be hell to pay further down the road but I will burn that bridge when I get to it! 🤣 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare drron29 Posted July 26, 2021 #10931 Share Posted July 26, 2021 On 7/24/2021 at 8:52 PM, mysty said: Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... No offense @jpalbny and @drron29 😁 Have a great safe fun day all! My writing very much looked like the bottom version.So I then started to print.If not rushed it can look like the top 5 words.But if stressed,fatigued or under the influence it reverts to the old way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted July 26, 2021 #10932 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny (warning...it's a little naughty)..... Have a great safe fun day all! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lincslady Posted July 26, 2021 #10933 Share Posted July 26, 2021 As a British comedian of many years ago would have said - "ooh, you are awful - but I like you". Lola 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Lois R Posted July 26, 2021 #10934 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Hi Coolers, one of those nights.......it rained hard for almost the entire night......I slept terribly😧.....I think a nap will coming later today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lvshack Posted July 26, 2021 #10935 Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 hours ago, lincslady said: As a British comedian of many years ago would have said - "ooh, you are awful - but I like you". Lola Ooh you beat me to it !!! My thoughts exactly 😂☀️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Dolcevita Diva Posted July 26, 2021 #10936 Share Posted July 26, 2021 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusababy Posted July 26, 2021 #10937 Share Posted July 26, 2021 On 7/24/2021 at 6:00 PM, Host Jazzbeau said: As Dorothy Parker said [or should have said, good enough...] "If you can't say anything nice about anyone, sit next to me." That quote was from Alice Roosevelt Longworth -- Teddy's daughter. Dorothy Parker has her own fabulous quotes....:-=) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare spinnaker2 Posted July 26, 2021 #10938 Share Posted July 26, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dolcevita Diva said: Now i will be singing that song all day… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted July 26, 2021 #10939 Share Posted July 26, 2021 chirp -jz.jfif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted July 26, 2021 #10940 Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, zqtchas said: chirp -jz.jfif 45.86 kB · 0 downloads had trouble inserting. can't move a jfif file, what ever that is??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Dolcevita Diva Posted July 26, 2021 #10941 Share Posted July 26, 2021 3 hours ago, spinnaker2 said: Now i will be singing that song all day… Spins - Here's an alternate for you to sing... When they check your temperature, It would be better if they find that you're as cold as ice. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted July 26, 2021 #10942 Share Posted July 26, 2021 55 minutes ago, zqtchas said: had trouble inserting. can't move a jfif file, what ever that is??!! Well that's a definite fly in the ointment! Nice try though! 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted July 26, 2021 #10943 Share Posted July 26, 2021 1 hour ago, zqtchas said: had trouble inserting. can't move a jfif file, what ever that is??!! According to Wikipedia: "The JPEG File Interchange Format (JFIF) is an image file format standard. It defines supplementary specifications for the container format that contains the image data encoded with the JPEG algorithm." There are websites that allow you to convert the JFIF to a JPEG file. Not sure how many hoops you want to jump through Chas. 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted July 26, 2021 #10944 Share Posted July 26, 2021 29 minutes ago, mysty said: According to Wikipedia: "The JPEG File Interchange Format (JFIF) is an image file format standard. It defines supplementary specifications for the container format that contains the image data encoded with the JPEG algorithm." There are websites that allow you to convert the JFIF to a JPEG file. Not sure how many hoops you want to jump through Chas. 😁 Or cc could configure to accept! Not worth the trouble to fool with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted July 27, 2021 #10945 Share Posted July 27, 2021 The NILE Virus, type C We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970. Symptoms: Causes you 1. To send the same message twice. 2. To send a blank message. 3. To send a message to the wrong person. 4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you. 5. To forget to attach the attachment. 6. To hit SEND before you've finished. 7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND. 8. To SEND when you should DELETE.It is called the C-NILE virus! And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare spinnaker2 Posted July 27, 2021 #10946 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Oooo eeee oooo aahaaa Ting tang walla walla bing bang 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted July 27, 2021 #10947 Share Posted July 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, zqtchas said: The NILE Virus, type C We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970. Symptoms: Causes you 1. To send the same message twice. 2. To send a blank message. 3. To send a message to the wrong person. 4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you. 5. To forget to attach the attachment. 6. To hit SEND before you've finished. 7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND. 8. To SEND when you should DELETE.It is called the C-NILE virus! And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus. Oh No! I think I have the mutated strain! This does not bode well for future postings here. Apologies in advance! 🙄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueSeraSera Posted July 27, 2021 #10948 Share Posted July 27, 2021 13 hours ago, Lois R said: .I think a nap will coming later today. Hope you got the nap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Host Jazzbeau Posted July 27, 2021 #10949 Share Posted July 27, 2021 51 minutes ago, QueSeraSera said: Hope you got the nap... If you have trouble sleeping during the day (aka taking a nap) there's an app for that!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted July 27, 2021 #10950 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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