loveandcruises Posted December 27, 2019 #1 Share Posted December 27, 2019 As a new "convert" to Azamara, here are 5 things I've actually said on other cruise lines that would never come out of my mouth on Azamara. Please feel free to join in with phrases of your own! "The elevator is too crowded. Let's take the stairs." "Oh my gosh, if I see Shrek again ..." "What is this towel animal supposed to be?" "How many beer cans are in that pyramid and did he really drink them all?" "The line for the bumper cars is too long. Let's come back." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurieb Posted December 28, 2019 #2 Share Posted December 28, 2019 (edited) “What did you say? I couldn’t hear you over the announcement “ Edited December 28, 2019 by laurieb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissaghoti Posted December 28, 2019 #3 Share Posted December 28, 2019 ‘My cabin’s right below the Kid’s Club. It’s impossible to take a nap.’ Melissa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tv24 Posted December 28, 2019 #4 Share Posted December 28, 2019 "Excursion group number 42 should wait in the theater until they are called to board bus number 55." "I'm sorry sir, but there are no seats available at this bar. You will have to wait until someone gets up to leave." "I'm sorry sir but the kitchen is very busy. The wait for room service will be about one to two hours." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveandcruises Posted December 28, 2019 Author #5 Share Posted December 28, 2019 DING! "Welcome back." Repeat 4,733 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenoirm Posted December 28, 2019 #6 Share Posted December 28, 2019 No! Impossible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveandcruises Posted December 28, 2019 Author #7 Share Posted December 28, 2019 "I want to see your team number and 6 ladies' bras!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamrag Posted December 28, 2019 #8 Share Posted December 28, 2019 'here are 5 things I've actually said on other cruise lines that would never come out of my mouth on Azamara'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveandcruises Posted December 28, 2019 Author #9 Share Posted December 28, 2019 49 minutes ago, hamrag said: 'here are 5 things I've actually said on other cruise lines that would never come out of my mouth on Azamara'. OK, true, so I've transitioned from what came out of my own personal mouth to things one would never hear on Azamara. I am loving the hysterical responses others are posting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana11 Posted December 29, 2019 #10 Share Posted December 29, 2019 How much??? It’s only a latte and a cake! i really wish they would serve fresh orange juice i could kill for a smoothie this morning Not another price increase for the yoga class Will you wait for me as I try and find a water dispenser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveandcruises Posted December 30, 2019 Author #11 Share Posted December 30, 2019 "Don't forget to return the towels or they'll charge your sea pass card." "We can't see Mama Mia without a reservation." "I never see the captain/cruise director/hotel director." "The hairy chest/belly flop/sexy legs competition is at 1." "Where's Funship Freddy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmexicoNita Posted January 1, 2020 #12 Share Posted January 1, 2020 why no shrimp cocktail or escargot in the main dining room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamrag Posted January 1, 2020 #13 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Based on my, albeit limited (14 nights) experience on Azamara I don't believe I'd ever hear the following: 'Let's have a game of listing things I've actually said on other cruise lines that would never come out of my mouth on Azamara'!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana11 Posted January 1, 2020 #14 Share Posted January 1, 2020 On 12/30/2019 at 3:14 AM, loveandcruises said: "Don't forget to return the towels or they'll charge your sea pass card." "We can't see Mama Mia without a reservation." "I never see the captain/cruise director/hotel director." "The hairy chest/belly flop/sexy legs competition is at 1." "Where's Funship Freddy?" Re the beach towels last month on Pursuit, there was a card in our cabin stating that if these towels were missing at the end of the voyage then we would be charged! I was surprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandma Cruising Posted January 1, 2020 #15 Share Posted January 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, diana11 said: Re the beach towels last month on Pursuit, there was a card in our cabin stating that if these towels were missing at the end of the voyage then we would be charged! I was surprised That’s something that’s different on the Pursuit. There’s still lots of towels on the Pool deck. I assume the ones in your cabin are for you to take ashore if you want to, rather than picking them up as you go off the ship if it’s a beach type of port. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare uktog Posted January 1, 2020 #16 Share Posted January 1, 2020 On Journey last month you had to sign the towels out - a little guy took a note of your room number as you left the ship with towels. Guess what, when you come back, no one checks them back in. It did slow down exiting the ship in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excitedofharpenden Posted January 1, 2020 #17 Share Posted January 1, 2020 And you know why they did that? On one stop that included a beach and on a day that turned out very wet a large number of guests just left the towels on the beach. A thoughtful idea to improve the local economy I guess. Phil 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Aunt Posted January 2, 2020 #18 Share Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) I just love that shower curtain .... Edited January 2, 2020 by Charlies Aunt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmexicoNita Posted January 2, 2020 #19 Share Posted January 2, 2020 On 1/1/2020 at 12:59 PM, diana11 said: Re the beach towels last month on Pursuit, there was a card in our cabin stating that if these towels were missing at the end of the voyage then we would be charged! I was surprised and we didn't have towels in our cabin, we got them out by the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandma Cruising Posted January 2, 2020 #20 Share Posted January 2, 2020 50 minutes ago, newmexicoNita said: and we didn't have towels in our cabin, we got them out by the pool. I think this is only on Pursuit. There are still plenty of towels by the pool. I think the intention of the ones in your cabin is if you want to take towels off the ship, for example on a boat trip or to the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr H Posted January 2, 2020 #21 Share Posted January 2, 2020 The shriek of kids going down the water slide/or falling off the rock climbing wall. (To me, that alone is worth the price of an Azamara cruise!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in OR Posted January 3, 2020 #22 Share Posted January 3, 2020 “My goodness! This Internet connection is really fast and connects so quickly!” 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare uktog Posted January 3, 2020 #23 Share Posted January 3, 2020 My goodness this internet is good value Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveandcruises Posted January 4, 2020 Author #24 Share Posted January 4, 2020 "No washy, no foodie. No foodie, no happy. No happy, go homey." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveandcruises Posted January 4, 2020 Author #25 Share Posted January 4, 2020 "Of course it's Friday. Just check the floor of the elevator." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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