Craziest thing you've seen another passenger do

:) If you think they should

So the rolls they serve in the basket should be cut up and eaten with a fork because they gave me cutlery?

 

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:D We got quite a giggle out of it for sure. It was first thing in the morning. I opened my balcony door curtain and that is what I saw. LOL

OMG thats disgusting![emoji13]

On one of your first cruises we were "parked" across the pier from another ship. This ship didn't have many balconies but lots of big windows. There was a woman leaning on the window sill and a man standing behind her. I said to my husband that it was nice to see a dad and his daughter having fun (being very sincere). The woman stood up and she was naked. Both my husband and the stranger on the balcony next door said at the exact same time "that's not his daughter".

Wow! Tighty Whitey's and sagging man breasts. He must be a real chick magnet.

At least I hope it was a guy and not a small breasted woman with short hair and granny panties :D

On one of your first cruises we were "parked" across the pier from another ship. This ship didn't have many balconies but lots of big windows. There was a woman leaning on the window sill and a man standing behind her. I said to my husband that it was nice to see a dad and his daughter having fun (being very sincere). The woman stood up and she was naked. Both my husband and the stranger on the balcony next door said at the exact same time "that's not his daughter".

:eek:

At least I hope it was a guy and not a small breasted woman with short hair and granny panties :D

Now that's funny!

At least I hope it was a guy and not a small breasted woman with short hair and granny panties :D

It's Pat!

Couldn't resist throwing in an old SNL reference. [emoji2]

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It's Pat!

 

Couldn't resist throwing in an old SNL reference. [emoji2]

 

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That's OK. I had exactly the same thought.

The craziest thing/ funniest thing was when my hubby and I was on a cruise with my sister and her hubby. We were in the elevator was sister made the statement to everyone that she loved elevators because she made friends on them, my sister is sort of big chested and had a swim suit on which was low and you could see cleavage. Another lady looked at her breasts and said" I can see two good reasons". The elevator got deathly quiet and it was packed . Later my sister was telling another man on another elevator about that and he said "I'll be your friend." As we got off the elevator and was walking away we heard the man say "wait for me, friend". So the whole cruise after that all one of us had to say was "two good reasons" to crack us up.

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Not according to your post to theriac. You said "if they give you cutlery, use it".

You're right!!! I stand by my original statement

! Eating with your fingers in the dining room of a cruise ship is not cool!!! Thank you for taking the time to escalate this diversion from the OP's thread!!!

So the rolls they serve in the basket should be cut up and ate with a fork because they gave me cutlery?

 

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Yes, that's absolutely correct!!! Use a spoon for your water, use a fork for the rolls, use a knife for stirring your coffee, that's exactly what I meant!!! Very astute of you to take my comment to it's logical conclusion!!!

OMG! Now I have to wash my eyes with soap.... but how do I erase the image from my brain?!!!:eek:

After that you won't even remember this guy at all as he will be replaced with far more memorable images. ;)

Quite easily if you just spend an hour or two at Orient Beach, or almost any other nudist beach.

After that you won't even remember this guy at all as he will be replaced with far more memorable images. ;)

Great ! I'll follow an arsenic cocktail with a hemlock chaser[emoji4]

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You're right!!! I stand by my original statement

! Eating with your fingers in the dining room of a cruise ship is not cool!!! Thank you for taking the time to escalate this diversion from the OP's thread!!!

I know I'm right. :cool: You are the one that has diverted from the OPs thread by telling someone if they give you cutlery use it!!! What's not cool is worrying about how someone elects to eat their French fries or whatever they are eating no matter where they are eating it. Try to stay focused. Now back to Craziest things you've seen...

The more I read the more ridiculous stuff I remember. This one happened on the waterfall excursion in Hilo HI. We are all on the 2 vans ready to leave when 3 stragglers show up. A husband, wife and MIL. There is one seat in one van and 2 seats on our van. The wife starts throwing a tizzy fit because they all can't sit together. Then she comes onto our van and asks if someone will move to the other van, eh NO! So they finally get on, the wife and husband in our van the MIL in the other. On our 2nd stop, the wife isn't back when it's time to go, so we wait, after 15 minutes the husband says leave her, lets go (and he was dead serious). The van driver would not, so he went and chased her down. 45 minutes later they show up. We give her a nice round of applause when she gets on which got her all upset. Then she starts with the stupid questions. What kind of trees do the have in Hawaii, what kind of dogs do the have in Hawaii (really she asked that!) and many others I can't remember. This woman was dumb as a post! For the rest of the excursion she just wined about us being so mean to her:p:D No idea how that man put up with that woman.

I was on a cruise and a man said the same, leave her.

Having lunch in Luminae a few years back. Smartly dressed woman, mid-50's or so, starts to leave and loudly proclaims to her traveling companion "Hurry up...I have to go poopies." Unbelievable.

Having lunch in Luminae a few years back. Smartly dressed woman, mid-50's or so, starts to leave and loudly proclaims to her traveling companion "Hurry up...I have to go poopies." Unbelievable.

Better than "Hurry up...I just went poopies!"

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Better than "Hurry up...I just went poopies!"

 

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Wonderful way to start the day - made me chuckle out loud

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We were cruising on HAL in the early 90's.

On formal night.. (almost everyone in Tux and fancy dresses) we were having a prime rib meal when one "gentleman" in matching windbreaker with his wife, picks up his prime rib with both hands and begins to enjoy his cut...

He challenged me why my wife refused to talk to him across the table. I wanted to mention that the food was falling out of his mouth as he talked but I was too busy looking for the maitre'd. Next day different table...

We were cruising on HAL in the early 90's.

 

On formal night.. (almost everyone in Tux and fancy dresses) we were having a prime rib meal when one "gentleman" in matching windbreaker with his wife, picks up his prime rib with both hands and begins to enjoy his cut...

 

He challenged me why my wife refused to talk to him across the table. I wanted to mention that the food was falling out of his mouth as he talked but I was too busy looking for the maitre'd. Next day different table...

We were cruising on HAL in the early 90's.

 

On formal night.. (almost everyone in Tux and fancy dresses) we were having a prime rib meal when one "gentleman" in matching windbreaker with his wife, picks up his prime rib with both hands and begins to enjoy his cut...

 

He challenged me why my wife refused to talk to him across the table. I wanted to mention that the food was falling out of his mouth as he talked but I was too busy looking for the maitre'd. Next day different table...

Ugh. That is absolutely repulsive. I would have changed tables too.

This would be one...

 

A half hour before leaving St. Maarten one year, I'm sitting up on the pool deck and I look over and see a couple of crew members looking out the window. They proceed to call over a pool deck assistant. Now I'm curious. So I get up to take a look. I figured they were looking at someone who had too much to drink returning to the ship, but I don't seen anything unusual below. Then one points at the ship across from us. I try to follow and then I see it. A big buxom blond walking around her cabin au natural, lights on, curtains open. Put on some show and didn't even know it!

..Oh she was well aware of what she was showing.. err..doing !!!!

Anthony :cool:

A few years ago DH and I were on a Royal C cruise and stopped in Prince Edward Island. We took a ship excursion touring the island. The bus stopped for a break at a shop and a woman from the tour company came on board the bus with a large potato sack filled with bags of potato chips to distribute to the guests on the bus. She began a talk about the chips as if potato chips were the most interesting new thing on the planet(already we were VERY bored, an a bit annoyed) that went on and on and on. Everyone seemed to be politely waiting for her to finish while I noticed that the bus was filling with white exhaust smelling fumes that were burning my eyes and getting hard to breathe and hard to see. No one was saying anything, so I politely asked the potato chip speaker to finish outside the bus since there was obviously a severe problem. She ignored me and kept talking about POTATO CHIPS!!!!! Everyone on the bus just sat there inhaling fumes and listening to her talk about POTATO CHIPS!!!!!!. At that point I said to my DH (who was sitting on the aisle) "I'm leaving" and I left the bus. I didn't feel like dying of smoke inhalation while learning about potato chips. The lady kept talking, I said "excuse me" as I went past her and out of the bus. Everyone followed. The bus had a serious problem and they had to send out another bus to get us and the bus needed to be towed. We waited at the shopping area for over an hour and I wondered what would have happened if I hadn't led the way off the smoke filled vehicle!:eek::eek:

I do believe my mother is responsible for the abolishment of the skeet shooting off the aft of a ship. Several years ago my mother thought she'd give it a try and after thorough instruction she suddenly and inexplicably turned around and fired a shot FORWARD, over the pool area and was able to hit a post right beside some innocent sunbathers. As far as I know these people had never done any harm to mom so I'm not sure why she felt the need to kill them. The captain happened to be on deck and literally came screaming over and shut everything down. I never saw it offered again on any ship.

A few years and several cruises later we were talking to some officers that we had come to know and somehow the skeet shooting topic came up. The officers actually new of the incident but until then didn't know who was the "unsub." They did confirm that it was this incident that prompted skeet shooting to be a thing of the past, at least on that cruise line.

We stopped at guest services on the afternoon of day we boarded for a brief request. In front of us was a “mom” who was trying to ask the guest services person (delightful young woman from Bulgaria) that since she had 2 teenage boys in next room that the “pornography be disabled” on the TV in both their rooms.

 

After a bit of confusion and discussion, the woman in guest services finally said, “I will see what I can do, but I thinks its all just regular porn”

Ding, ding ding! We have a winner!