OK, So Maybe Carnival Isn’t As Bad As I Thought – So Sue Me

[SailorJack]

Did you buy FTTF?

 

I don't know what FTTF is so I don't think I bought it. I assume it is not something covered in the basic fare? :confused:

Edited April 21, 2016 by SailorJack

[JaniceB]

Came by to see if the pictures had been loaded but found out that I have to start my day reading other reviews. I will start with the Dream.

[GOLDENBONNY]

Thank you. :):)

[SailorJack]

Sailor Jack I have to tell you, that this is THE BEST review I have read here on Cruise Critic. The humor, overall flow, and well thought out structure of the entire review was exceptional. Thank you for your insights and I look forward to reading about the future adventures of both you and Jill. Do you think your next cruise will be on Carnival as well, or will you go back to another more familiar line?

Thanks. As to your question, it is a good one - one that Jill and I have been discussing since our cruise. We are Platinum on Princess which gives us a lot of perks - especially on longer cruises when we get free internet.

 

I think what we have concluded is that we will try Carnival cruises on shorter cruises ( one week) when the perks don't mean that much and probably go with Princess on the longer trips. As you may have gathered by my report, we were greatly taken with Carnival and really want to sail with them again.

 

Jack

[Thrak]

I'm at work and, for the moment, bored out of my gourd. Reading a Sailor Jack review is just the tonic I needed. The writing style is always good for a lift. :D

[bonstersd]

Unknown Cruiser... classic!

[mtns2sea]

Awesome Review! Thanks.

[kjunea]

Best review I've read in a long time! Bravo!

[crusinpsychRN]

OMG, when will people learn that they do NOT have to quote an entire lengthy post in order to leave a short reply!

 

Great review as always, SailorJack.

 

He does it on purpose.

[guxu]

I always gave up after several paragraphs when reading long, wordy reviews. But every time I read SailorJack's review, I could not stop.

[TechDiva]

Hilarious review!

 

My mission for the day is to get a shirt that says “Men are Idiots and My Husband is their Leader” :)

[SailorJack]

Very enjoyable read!! Welcome to Carnival!!

 

Thanks. I came across your review this morning -very nice! I love the photos.

[inlinesick]

Hope you enjoy them.. The Dream review has been the most popular and I think it was the second one I wrote.:)

 

 

 

 

 

I'll pass that along...she does have a way with T-shirts.:D

 

It might be dangerous to give her the point though!:D

Edited April 21, 2016 by inlinesick

[CA Dave]

I was, however, keeping my eye out for any T-shirts that read “Don’t shoot – We are not Drug People.”

 

Look for the T-shirt that says "I Walk the Line--Mazatlan, Sinaloa, Mexico"

[SailorJack]

I always gave up after several paragraphs when reading long, wordy reviews. But every time I read SailorJack's review, I could not stop.

 

My reviews do tend to get long winded...sorry!:eek:

[gh1088]

Another fun review! As soon as I started reading this I felt something familiar. Then I realized that some time ago I read your Infinity review from the South/America - Antarctica review.

 

I highly recommend this review to all of you! Now I will be checking out more.

 

Thanks for the laughs!

[mississauga]

SailorJack, another great review. Missed reading them and was so surprised to see one on the Carnival board. Always so entertaining. You are quite the storyteller.

[Jimmy Geegitz]

Great review. I have always said most people that don't like Carnival have never been on Carnival.

[sunnidayz]

This was so entertaining I felt the need to post for the first time in a couple of years! Are you sure you aren't related to Mike Rowe...your Mexican cruise read much like his stories about his funny dog Freddy. Thank you for making my day:D

[Dennisgirl]

You are a funny guy! We are taking our 4th cruise (and our first with Carnival!) in December. I hope we enjoy it as much as you did!:D

[Jasperdo]

As always, another exceptional review from SailorJack. It might be time to try Carnival again.

[SailorJack]

This was so entertaining I felt the need to post for the first time in a couple of years! Are you sure you aren't related to Mike Rowe...your Mexican cruise read much like his stories about his funny dog Freddy. Thank you for making my day:D

 

Not Mike Rowe, but I did love his cute little dog!

[Yayamama77]

I can't even begin to tell you how much I enjoyed reading your post! I literally have tears running down my face and I won't even go into the array of bodily functions I am struggling to control! I don't know what occupation you profess but if it isn't a comedic writer or a court jester in some obscure, unrecognized country then you sir, have missed your calling!

 

 

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[Talus731]

Laughed so much! Thank you for the review.

Edited April 21, 2016 by Talus731

[BrotherCraig]

Great reviews and a lot of fun. I could not stop reading and wanted more. I have to read your other reviews now. You definitely need to write a book. Brilliant! Welcome to Carnival!