Advice to Overseas Cruisers coming to Australia

[Hawka]

Quite possibly that high as the littering can be as high as $5000.

 

I think that fine for littering needs to be brought to Victoria

[mildew1951]

Well I'm off for a "dog's eye with dead horse" with the "cheese and kisses" and "billy lids". Copya later.

Edited July 25, 2016 by mildew1951

[GUT2407]

Well I'm off for a "dog's eye with dead horse" with the "cheese and kisses" and "billy lids". Copya later.

 

Fair dinkum, could go one me self just at the moment cobber. Might have to settle for a snag roll and a snot block though.

[Russell21]

I'm a bit partial to a good dogs eye or snag roll, but I'm having a couple of cackle hound and coleslaw sangas for lumch today.

[GUT2407]

I'm a bit partial to a good dogs eye or snag roll, but I'm having a couple of cackle hound and coleslaw sangas for lumch today.

 

Strange that I was thinking of cackle berry sanga.

[GUT2407]

Strange that I was thinking of cackle berry sanga.

 

Probably washed down with a glass of moo juice.

[MicCanberra]

Well I'm off for a "dog's eye with dead horse" with the "cheese and kisses" and "billy lids". Copya later.

 

Last Friday was Pie day.:D

[MicCanberra]

Probably washed down with a glass of moo juice.

 

I went fancy and had a Phad Thai in a box.:p

[Beanb41]

Strange that I was thinking of cackle berry sanga.

 

Do you prefer brown or white cackle berries. We have trouble finding white ones this side of the ditch

[GUT2407]

Do you prefer brown or white cackle berries. We have trouble finding white ones this side of the ditch

 

There was a thread here about that not long ago.

 

Seldom see white ones here anymore either, it's about the breed believe it or not.

 

I actually don't care but prefer home grown.

[GUT2407]

I went fancy and had a Phad Thai in a box.:p

 

La Di da fancy pants.

[GUT2407]

Last Friday was Pie day.:D

 

One day last week was lamo day, but no bugger bought me one home, not happy Jan.

[mrs and mrs]

God you guys lose me sometimes.

Even goggle dosent help.

Don't explain I will just meander with what I'm thinking you lot talk about sometimes.:):confused::);):eek:

[GUT2407]

God you guys lose me sometimes.

Even goggle dosent help.

Don't explain I will just meander with what I'm thinking you lot talk about sometimes.:):confused::);):eek:

 

What's got ya all confused now, thought you spoke English up in the centre.

[Russell21]

God you guys lose me sometimes.

Even goggle dosent help.

Don't explain I will just meander with what I'm thinking you lot talk about sometimes.:):confused::);):eek:

 

Dogs eye = pie

Snag roll = sausage roll

lamo = lamington

cackle hound = chook

cackle berry = egg

 

Getting clearer for you?:D

[mrs and mrs]

Ahha got it so a dogs eye is a pie,so what is a

Barkers Egg.

 

By the way we speak NAIDOC'ean,sometimes lol.:)

[GUT2407]

Last Friday was Pie day.:D

 

I thought Pi day was 14 March.

 

You know 3.14 but maybe that's just the nerd in my coming out.

 

Like star wars day is 4 May.

[mildew1951]

Fair dinkum, could go one me self just at the moment cobber. Might have to settle for a snag roll and a snot block though.

 

:eek::eek::eek:SNOT BLOCK:eek::eek::eek: now you've got me drooling.

[mildew1951]

Ahha got it so a dogs eye is a pie,so what is a

Barkers Egg.

 

By the way we speak NAIDOC'ean,sometimes lol.:)

 

A barkers egg is something a dog will drop on your front lawn.

[mildew1951]

Finished the dogs eye. Now I'm having a dead pig and bung'ol toasted sanga

Edited July 25, 2016 by mildew1951

[GUT2407]

:eek::eek::eek:SNOT BLOCK:eek::eek::eek: now you've got me drooling.

 

Nothing better.

 

Well maybe a lamo. But gotta say the new Lamo chocolate Cadbury put out was a disappointment.

[mrs and mrs]

Some say dead horse,(sauce)but we gecthup, Heinz ketchup(the best)

 

An egg is an egg or a morning glory.

 

How would ya like ya eggs(morning glory),smartarse answer is fertilised,pleased,followed by an incredulous look.(from me anyway)

 

A barkers egg is Dog ****"("look out for that barkers egg").

 

Sheep are (paddock rats).

 

During a Rat or mouse plaque,the call goes out ("The children are home")

 

Meat pie=Mystery bag.

 

Camel=Easy money(for some)

 

Chico-roll=Grease Gun

 

Trouser snake=Something we are not accustomed to lol.

 

Where you at ("where have you been")

 

Where you to ("where are you going")

 

Widow maker.=Parts of a gum tree, usually 3/4 yr old suckers that snap off and kill people

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Nervious,scared.=("I'm sweating like a cat in a chinese restaurant)"

 

Shanks pony=Walking.("Where and how you at","Im on shanks pony")

 

Black-hat=Ringer

 

Whitey=Foreman,owner,manager,boss. (property)

 

Snag=Where to hang your hat at pub door.

 

Wheelie-bin=Something to collect water in,a free container provided by local council.(sometimes used for rubbish collection).

 

Don't be a dick.(term of endearment).

 

What a Richard.(Richard-Head, not endearment, meaning what a dick-head).

 

B-B-Q a vessel to badly scorch meat products,whilst getting drunk.

 

Tip-Rat,someone who inhabits tip and recycles waste.

 

Toorak Tractors=4wd's driven by townies in bush.

 

E-Tag=Something townies talk about ad-nausium.

 

Townies=Good people visiting who have no-idea but very friendly.

 

Gooba=idiot.

 

Incredulous look=equals townie asking for a Latte.("Babe break out the international roast will ya")

 

International roast=Bogan dust.

 

In all seriousness we love all,we love our visitors from Aus,and overseas.

[OzKiwiJJ]

Oh dear! Went out to do some shopping and stopped for a bite to eat.

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Dog's eye with dead horse!

 

You lot are a bad influence. ;)

[Russell21]

Oh dear! Went out to do some shopping and stopped for a bite to eat.

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Dog's eye with dead horse!

 

You lot are a bad influence. ;)

 

Or as I have actually heard, "Bad effluence". :rolleyes:

[OzKiwiJJ]

Or as I have actually heard, "Bad effluence". :rolleyes:

 

:eek:.:eek:.:eek:.:eek: