No, that's smokeybandit original.
Bard however gave me this.
A man with a mermaid purse
Whose scent of fish was quite a curse
Went to happy hour
With a smile so sour
As if he’d swallowed a fish hook.
The other patrons did stare
As he ordered a drink with flair
“What’s that smell?”
They asked with a yell
“It’s my mermaid purse, it’s quite swell!”
The man with the mermaid purse
Drank his drink and then he cursed
“This purse is cursed!”
He said with a smirk
“It smells like a fish, it’s quite absurd!”
The man with the mermaid purse
Left happy hour in a lurch
He went home to bed
And dreamed of a mermaid
Whose scent of fish was quite a charm.