garnetpalmetto Posted September 9, 2019 #26 Share Posted September 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, molly361 said: But not as funny as the other answers😇 And here I was about to joke that in order to meet the terms of a settlement for a lawsuit about the Ultimate Abyss name that RCI was getting ready to debut their new REAL Ultimate Abyss...step right up (or down, as the case may be)... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare orville99 Posted September 9, 2019 #27 Share Posted September 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, molly361 said: But not as funny as the other answers😇 True, but sort of makes you want to ask your cabin steward whether your balcony has been replaced lately when you get on board. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCWalton1 Posted September 9, 2019 #28 Share Posted September 9, 2019 When I read the title of the thread I expected to see a police report. "Yes officer, the balcony was there when we went to bed." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Lionesss Posted September 9, 2019 #29 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I think I figured it out. After the Oasis suffered damage, lost revenue and from missed cruises.................. and last week the free extended sailings on pre-existing cruises because ships could not reach port to disembark...................................... RCI is now for your bookings ------- offering balconies at a low excursion rate. (To recoup costs) Will be installed before you sail. Only one person in cabin has to book for all. It comes with two chairs and a table. The new balconies will come with a clothes line for hanging your wet items. (towels, bathing suits, bras) Details to follow. FYI pun intended. Do not know what got into me to do this but whatever. Have a great day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILCIANRQTS Posted September 9, 2019 #30 Share Posted September 9, 2019 They’re installing $999 cabanas there...😎😉 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred30 Posted September 9, 2019 #31 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Finally they are letting people smoke on their balconies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgncruiser Posted September 10, 2019 #32 Share Posted September 10, 2019 New category "4U" with French balconies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCT61 Posted September 10, 2019 #33 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Next........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILCIANRQTS Posted September 10, 2019 #34 Share Posted September 10, 2019 I understand they’ve had a drop off in balcony reservations since creating this new category...😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjen Posted September 10, 2019 #35 Share Posted September 10, 2019 This is the test run of the new "balconyless diving" option. They provide a waist-bunjee harness. You just dive off, dip in the sea, and you come right back like a bunjee jump. Also great if you use a laundry bag, stuff the pockets with laundry detergent and do your laundry in the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Oceansaway17 Posted September 11, 2019 #36 Share Posted September 11, 2019 OMG I cant stop chuckling at this thread. So funny and many creative replies. I had on a HAL ship a full size window but no balcony due to door below going back inside ship. I was a level above promenade. So they do exist as long as no sliding door. Toodles to all ya funny folks. Nice to see 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coralc Posted September 11, 2019 #37 Share Posted September 11, 2019 I think the we are moving you, because "Your stateroom will be out of service" posts, probably make more sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Researcher Posted September 11, 2019 #38 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Honey, I'm going to step out for some fresh air, I'll be right baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Ukigirl Posted September 12, 2019 #39 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I’ve had a ball buster of a work day, thank you for this. Thoroughly enjoyed this post and I’ve got nothing to add except cheers 🥂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nado44 Posted September 12, 2019 Author #40 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Introducing the new iFly balconies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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