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[Himself]

A friend of mine was at the mid-ship hot tub on the Nieuw Amsterdam and heard a little girl ask another little girl if she had been baptized.  The child said no and so the first baptized her using the correct formula.  (Since there was no parental consent it was not valid, I assured my friend.)

[bcummin]

I love this story.

Our faith believes that salvation and baptism are between the believer and God.  Period.  It would be good if the Captain could issue a certificate of baptism, if the child believed that a significant event had happened.

Barbara

 

[idiebabe]

Here's another funny especially for all those Maxine lovers!

 

[idiebabe]

A Friend "Down Under" posted this one!  Here's one for the Ladies!  

 

[Himself]

21 hours ago, bcummin said:

I love this story.

Our faith believes that salvation and baptism are between the believer and God.  Period.  It would be good if the Captain could issue a certificate of baptism, if the child believed that a significant event had happened.

Barbara

 

 

 

The little children were laughing about it.

[bcummin]

I assumed that "using the correct formula" meant a serious situation.

Barbara

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[Crazy For Cats]

I’m sure this applies to dogs as well!

[ClippyJoe]

Thank you so much for this site. I love it !

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[ontheweb]

This is a true story!

 

I was a certified softball umpire for 33 years officiating both high school girls games and adult league games.

 

I once was umpiring a co-ed game. A woman rounded third base and was physically grabbed by a male third base coach. I called her out because that is coach's interference as a coach is not allowed to physically assist a runner in any way. It was the third out of the inning.

 

Since it was the third out, the teams were switching. One of the women coming out to play defense said to me, "Mr. Umpire, why did you call her out?" I explained that he could not touch her because that was coach's interference, and that was an out.

 

She then replied, "It's ok Mr. Umpire for him to touch her; they're married."

 

After a moment or two of stunned silence, I told her fine he can touch her anywhere he wants except on my softball field.

[idiebabe]

[Gail & Marty sailing away]

Starting to pack ..

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[shiner6]

My daughter and family came home to find this juvenile in their bedroom. My 8 year old granddaughter “ heard someone rustling”, boy were they surprised. Lake Tahoe

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