We need some humor only posts

[ger_77]

[Copper10-8]

[Cruise4food]

1 hour ago, ger_77 said:

Picture here.

Hi ger_77 you are at 9991 posts on June 21. A few more and ten thousand club. From the fella who visited the old cistern on your farm. 😄👓 please forgive my non-humour reply. Just wanted to say hi to a former neighbour from way back when.

 

[AKJonesy]

OK this one is a little sick

[ger_77]

57 minutes ago, Cruise4food said:

Hi ger_77 you are at 9991 posts on June 21. A few more and ten thousand club. From the fella who visited the old cistern on your farm. 😄👓 please forgive my non-humour reply. Just wanted to say hi to a former neighbour from way back when.

 

Okay, you’ve got me wondering who this is.  Help me out re: location, Marcelin or LaFleche?

 

Smooth Sailing! 🙂🙂🙂

[Cruise4food]

10 minutes ago, ger_77 said:

Okay, you’ve got me wondering who this is.  Help me out re: location, Marcelin or LaFleche?

 

Smooth Sailing! 🙂🙂🙂

Lafleche, it was.

[ger_77]

1 minute ago, Cruise4food said:

Lafleche, it was.

Oh my,  please send me more info at  ger underscore 77 at yahoo dot com so we don’t take over  this thread.  Thx. 
 

Smooth Sailing!  🙂🙂🙂

[ger_77]

To get back on track: 

[Jim9310]

IRONY

 

 

 

[atexsix]

These are all cracking me up.

 

Here's something that disappeared during Covid that I think most of us wish had been permanent.

 

 

 

[atexsix]

Our neighbors to the north have one of the best shows there is.  This is one of my favorites.

 

 

[atexsix]

One last one for today, poor Hyacinth on the QE2, her worst nightmare as she finds her unsophisticated family members "stowed away" on the ship.  

 

If you're a fan of Keeping Up Appearances, you'll understand.

 

These scenes really were shot on the ship, note the "deck chair reservation" sign.

 

 

[Cruise4food]

26 minutes ago, atexsix said:

One last one for today, poor Hyacinth on the QE2, her worst nightmare as she finds her unsophisticated family members "stowed away" on the ship.

Definitely not The Loveboat ambience for this episode.

 

[Cruise4food]

My custom watch face to celebrate the Zuiderdam Spa.  The original photo is from Dec 2019. 

[ontheweb]

10 hours ago, Copper10-8 said:

OMG, I did not get that at first, and then it hit me. A huge grin immediately followed. 

[AKJonesy]

4 hours ago, ontheweb said:

OMG, I did not get that at first, and then it hit me. A huge grin immediately followed. 

What is it about bubble wrap that compels us to pop those bubbles?  LOL.

[ontheweb]

5 hours ago, ontheweb said:

OMG, I did not get that at first, and then it hit me. A huge grin immediately followed. 

I just want to make it clear that the one joke I was referring to was about the Pabst Beer from the ob-gyn.

[idiebabe]

14 minutes ago, ontheweb said:

I just want to make it clear that the one joke I was referring to was about the Pabst Beer from the ob-gyn.

That was a good one!  🤣

[XBGuy]

22 hours ago, idiebabe said:

Riddle time:

 

The battle of Mathematics and English. Let’s see who can get it right

Question:

1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going to the river. Each monkey had 1 tortoise in each hand.

How many animals are going to the river?

 

Yeah, I was closing in on this one, but I wanted to sleep on and and reread it before I publicly made a fool of myself.  The, this morning, I saw the answer/

 

Another one:

What is as big as an Elephant but doesn't weigh anything?

 

An elephant.  "Weigh can be either a noun or a verb.

 

 

I haven't seen an answer to the second one, yet.  My guess is embedded in the quotation/

Edited June 23, 2021 by XBGuy

[idiebabe]

27 minutes ago, XBGuy said:

 

I haven't seen an answer to the second one, yet.  My guess is embedded in the quotation/

An elephant has weight!  Guess again but getting close!

[XBGuy]

30 minutes ago, XBGuy said:

 

I haven't seen an answer to the second one, yet.  My guess is embedded in the quotation/

 

I agree that an elephant has weight.  However, my thinking was that an elephant does not."weigh anything" with, for example, a scale 

 

I'll scratch my head a bit longer on this. 

 

[puppycanducruise]

As big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?

An elephant's shadow?

[SeaHunt]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New use for bowtie pasta

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ger_77]

The photo speaks for itself . . .

[idiebabe]

5 hours ago, puppycanducruise said:

As big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?

An elephant's shadow?

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