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It is a Add On from Elon Musk. Any cruise line that has switched to Starlink can access his portal for instant point to point transport.  Latest upgrade was to include Oasis Class and Icon. Shareholders should fear not, Royal is working on a way to add a slight charge to guests and add a 18% fee. 

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10 hours ago, taglovestocruise said:

It is a Add On from Elon Musk. Any cruise line that has switched to Starlink can access his portal for instant point to point transport.  Latest upgrade was to include Oasis Class and Icon. Shareholders should fear not, Royal is working on a way to add a slight charge to guests and add a 18% fee. 

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With a theme song to go with it:

 

"Let's Do the Time Warp Again" (The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 1975).

 

A download will be provided for a fee and 18% handling charge (even if no hands are involved).

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51 minutes ago, smokeybandit said:

Tip Scotty well when he beams you around.

 

Make sure that Scotty knows the tip is in your pocket and he does not get it if you do not materialize in the transporter. This is one case where I would not tip in advance.

 

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3 hours ago, Engineroom Snipe said:

Maybe we are going back to the future in an endless loop.

 

@jean87510, I figured it out, It was 80 knots on a ship which translates to 92 mph. We were we not getting up the right speed.

 

We are going to need bigger dilithium crystals.

 

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Doc Brown may have a train that can push the ship.

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33 minutes ago, Toddcan said:

I'm just here for the comments - and you guys have not disappointed. Thank you. 

 

Wait a minute Mister. Nothing with the name "Royal" in it is free on Cruise Critic. You should know that by now. Royal will find a way to charge you for our entertainment if you are not careful.

 

Just enjoy the show and quietly sneak out when they want to see your ticket to avoid any fees and gratuities.

 

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8 minutes ago, Engineroom Snipe said:

 

Wait a minute Mister. Nothing with the name "Royal" in it is free on Cruise Critic. You should know that by now. Royal will find a way to charge you for our entertainment if you are not careful.

 

Just enjoy the show and quietly sneak out when they want to see your ticket to avoid any fees and gratuities.

 

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Apologies.  Did not even fathom that this could be monetized 😉 

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19 minutes ago, Toddcan said:

Apologies.  Did not even fathom that this could be monetized 😉 

Now you are making me laugh!

 

We are even and I will comp you.

 

"Nothing to see here.." (Penguins of Madagascar, 2014)

 

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