jaspersmycat Posted August 9, 2014 #276 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Why didn't you post this in the "apple pie forum"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Vict0riann Posted August 9, 2014 #277 Share Posted August 9, 2014 That Johnny Appleseed is a real spoilsport! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sppunk Posted August 9, 2014 #278 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I've heard HAL is replacing the Veendam's aft retreat with a wading pool of caramel. Is that true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzie68 Posted August 9, 2014 #279 Share Posted August 9, 2014 That Johnny Appleseed is a real spoilsport! And obviously a reformed or non-apple eater.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serendipity1499 Posted August 9, 2014 #280 Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) Just received an email. "Dear Kazu, I am writing about your deplorable thread on Cruise Critic. I find it extremely offensive - have it withdrawn immediately or I shall complain to Cruise Critic. I can assure you I have a bushel full of supporters. Yours in Disgust, Johnny Appleseed" :D;):(:eek::eek: Drinking coffee when I read this one!!! He's a Nasty ole crab apple Edited August 9, 2014 by serendipity1499 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowPrincess Posted August 9, 2014 #281 Share Posted August 9, 2014 And that is only if you have a crab apple with a case of sour grapes on the other side of you and they complain *LOL* Bolding mine..... Are you trying to turn this into a discussion of the wine policy? :eek: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowPrincess Posted August 9, 2014 #282 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Just received an email. "Dear Kazu, I am writing about your deplorable thread on Cruise Critic. I find it extremely offensive - have it withdrawn immediately or I shall complain to Cruise Critic. I can assure you I have a bushel full of supporters. Yours in Disgust, Johnny Appleseed" Now there's a crab-apple :) (thanks to babyher for the word :D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMLady Posted August 9, 2014 #283 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Just received an email. "Dear Kazu, I am writing about your deplorable thread on Cruise Critic. I find it extremely offensive - have it withdrawn immediately or I shall complain to Cruise Critic. I can assure you I have a bushel full of supporters. Yours in Disgust, Johnny Appleseed" Sounds as if he's a bad apple with no sense of humor. Needs to be boiled in sugar to make the Appleseed sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyher Posted August 9, 2014 #284 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Bolding mine..... Are you trying to turn this into a discussion of the wine policy? :eek: :D Well if it a case of sour grapes , it would be more of a "Whine Policy" :) But I will be on board with my case of Boone's Farm Apple Wine . They don't have corks, so I am wondering if I will be charged a "Screwage fee" in the MDR *LOL* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJcruzer Posted August 10, 2014 #285 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Well if it a case of sour grapes , it would be more of a "Whine Policy" :) But I will be on board with my case of Boone's Farm Apple Wine . They don't have corks, so I am wondering if I will be charged a "Screwage fee" in the MDR *LOL* I dare you to walk up to a HAL wine steward and ask that out loud :eek: let's not let one bad apple spoil the Apple in the Pie CC cruise.... Carol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oceanwench Posted August 10, 2014 #286 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Kazu, sounds like Johnny Appleseed had a fun-ectomy recently. He must be rotten to the core! :eek: As Jimmy Buffett sings, "If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane." :p I have enjoyed reading this thread - laughed at so many posts, kept reaching for the "like" button. This has given so many of us a reason to remember that Cruise Critic is truly a community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare kazu Posted August 10, 2014 Author #287 Share Posted August 10, 2014 (edited) Kazu, sounds like Johnny Appleseed had a fun-ectomy recently. He must be rotten to the core! :eek: As Jimmy Buffett sings, "If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane." :p I have enjoyed reading this thread - laughed at so many posts, kept reaching for the "like" button. This has given so many of us a reason to remember that Cruise Critic is truly a community. I only started the thread - it was YOU that did the brilliant post that got us all going. So nice to see people coming together as a community. oops this is supposed to be funny - I forgot - so - kindly remember that everyone is entitled to an opinion - including Johnny Appleseed. Just breathe and have a piece of pie and all will be good :) Edited August 10, 2014 by kazu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMLady Posted August 10, 2014 #288 Share Posted August 10, 2014 ... Just breathe and have a piece of pie and all will be good :) I see this as our new mantra. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare BruhnSisters Posted August 10, 2014 #289 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I see this as our new mantra. ;) Awesome mantra :) P.S. One time at a ladies church retreat we all had apple pie with warm caramel sauce poured on top. It was soooooooo good. Try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wandb Posted August 10, 2014 #290 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I've heard HAL is replacing the Veendam's aft retreat with a wading pool of caramel. Is that true? I'm wondering if HAL has really thought this through. How do we get the caramel to the apple pie??? Must we bring our own containers? Do we get these at the Lido? Is the amount of caramel we get based on cabin category? Do cruisers in suites have to go get their own caramel?:confused::p: I'm hoping this is going to be a "fountain" and not a WADING POOL !!!:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare kazu Posted August 10, 2014 Author #291 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I'm wondering if HAL has really thought this through. How do we get the caramel to the apple pie??? Must we bring our own containers? Do we get these at the Lido? Is the amount of caramel we get based on cabin category? Do cruisers in suites have to go get their own caramel?:confused::p: I'm hoping this is going to be a "fountain" and not a WADING POOL !!!:eek: the pool will be all set up, with the containers, plates, forks and spoons. If you want to use the caramel pool, you have to go there - suite or not:eek::p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazey1 Posted August 10, 2014 #292 Share Posted August 10, 2014 the pool will be all set up, with the containers, plates, forks and spoons. If you want to use the caramel pool, you have to go there - suite or not:eek::p:p easy as Pi---easy as pie---piece of cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the2ofus Posted August 10, 2014 #293 Share Posted August 10, 2014 So now we have a choice of pie or cake? Why does everything have to be so complicated? Apple pie I can understand, but cake??? Cake can be so dangerous! Who is going to be assigned to tell us whether there are eggs, nuts or raisins in the cake? I happen to be allergic to all three, plus I need to be sure it is gluten-free. Will they have gluten-free for us? Why can't we just stick to applesauce like Ruth (it WAS Ruth wasn't it?) suggested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COLLEYBERRY Posted August 10, 2014 #294 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I hope everyone remembers what happened with Snow White and apples...just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regnig Posted August 10, 2014 #295 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I hope everyone remembers what happened with Snow White and apples...just sayin' And then there was Eve and the apple ......................:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COLLEYBERRY Posted August 10, 2014 #296 Share Posted August 10, 2014 And then there was Eve and the apple ......................:eek: AH HAH !!!....It;s a marketing ploy.. they are.enticing us with forbidden fruit.!!!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyher Posted August 10, 2014 #297 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I'm wondering if HAL has really thought this through. How do we get the caramel to the apple pie??? Must we bring our own containers? Do we get these at the Lido? Is the amount of caramel we get based on cabin category? Do cruisers in suites have to go get their own caramel?:confused::p: I'm hoping this is going to be a "fountain" and not a WADING POOL !!!:eek: If it is a caramel wading pool , are you allowed in there in swim diapers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare kazu Posted August 10, 2014 Author #298 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I hope everyone remembers what happened with Snow White and apples...just sayin' I thought she married a prince:p;) If it is a caramel wading pool , are you allowed in there in swim diapers? Please, we do not need any additives to the taste of the caramel - please be considerate of your fellow cruisers. thank you:p:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJcruzer Posted August 11, 2014 #299 Share Posted August 11, 2014 (edited) and for those of you allergic to apples, there's always the apple that is NOT an apple......... a pineapple who would have thought desserts could get so complicated? :eek: (see what happens when I have too much time on my hands after finishing the HAL group/charter/dry dock update!) Carol Edited August 11, 2014 by CJcruzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamaofami Posted August 11, 2014 #300 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Just wondering...If I remove the hotel service charge from my bill, what happens to my pie? Will I have to return it? If that's my intention, should I just refuse the pie in the first place? Thanks everyone for a really good laugh. I just got to this thread tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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