AAA75 Posted January 5, 2018 #1026 Share Posted January 5, 2018 In 2weeks I plan to have our gold lackeys fight for our favor. Should I do it gladiator or hunger game style? I will need something to do while waiting for my coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted January 5, 2018 Author #1027 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I really don't think a man of your status should have to concern himself with these things. This is what the cruise line is for, let them figure it out. You have enough to think about, with just letting people know you are Diamond Superior, and determining where on the bathrobe to place your pins. You're right of course. I do find my self having to check up on the lackeys though. You know if you don't watch them they'll start taking liberties. I found one wearing my bath robe once. Sickening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1028 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Perhaps we can have them toss a rope around the sun and bring it closer to us? Great idea! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1029 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Could always resort to Jimmy and have them sing, Trip around the Sun, that will warm the cockles:cool: Ah yes...Jimmy has the solutions we need...that's for sure! I vote Jimmy for President! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1030 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Have you asked Guest Services to warm the state up. Does Royal know that a valuable customer like is you not comfortable. Just because you are not on a ship is no reason for them not to do something to keep you happy. Demand more robes, if nothing else. I think they could move the state for you if they wanted. I heard Princess is evacuating high ranking loyalty customers to warmer climates. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Mmm....they have already done that. Will be landing in SJ to sunny 85 degrees on Sunday. They are already arranging the Royal carriage to pick me up at the airport to transport me to the Lady Jewel. :D:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 5, 2018 #1031 Share Posted January 5, 2018 You're right of course. I do find my self having to check up on the lackeys though. You know if you don't watch them they'll start taking liberties. I found one wearing my bath robe once. Sickening. What!!, How dare they?. They deserve the birch for soiling your Kings robe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 5, 2018 #1032 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Mmm....they have already done that. Will be landing in SJ to sunny 85 degrees on Sunday. They are already arranging the Royal carriage to pick me up at the airport to transport me to the Lady Jewel. :D:cool: I'm sure they will have the Jewel sparklingly when they know Royalty are coming aboard. I see you used your D++S to get SanJuan and the other islands open for your vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1033 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I'm sure they will have the Jewel sparklingly when they know Royalty are coming aboard.I see you used your D++S to get SanJuan and the other islands open for your vacation. They had some problems getting the red carpet to roll out correctly...but I do believe they have that set up by now. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted January 5, 2018 Author #1034 Share Posted January 5, 2018 What!!, How dare they?.They deserve the birch for soiling your Kings robe. Are you suggesting a poor review on Yelp is letting them off too easy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted January 5, 2018 #1035 Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) What!!, How dare they?.They deserve the birch for soiling your Kings robe. Are you suggesting a poor review on Yelp is letting them off too easy? While out at sea they should be made to take a long walk off a short plank. Great entertainment for a sea day while enjoying a few drinks. Edited January 5, 2018 by davekathy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted January 5, 2018 #1036 Share Posted January 5, 2018 They had some problems getting the red carpet to roll out correctly...but I dobelieve they have that set up by now. :cool: I would hope so. You should not be expected to tolerate anything less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1037 Share Posted January 5, 2018 While out a sea they should be made to take a long walk off a short plank. Great entertainment for a sea day while enjoying a few drinks. Hear...hear...Jolly good entertainment! :D:cool: Oh wait!! :o Then who would serve our drinks and who would row the ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 5, 2018 #1038 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Hear...hear...Jolly good entertainment! :D:cool: Oh wait!! :o Then who would serve our drinks and who would row the ship? There's always plenty of new recruits to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1039 Share Posted January 5, 2018 There's always plenty of new recruits to do that. Oh...thank goodness! Bring on the newbies!! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted January 5, 2018 #1040 Share Posted January 5, 2018 There's always plenty of new recruits to do that. Oh...thank goodness! Bring on the newbies!! :cool: Yes, more entertainment and fun to be had during our sea days. When I see a newbie looking for a lounger I summons them over to me and tell them they are more than welcome to have the lounger next to me. What the newbie doesn't realize the occupant of that lounger is on their way back to it. Let the fun begin. :evilsmile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted January 5, 2018 #1041 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Yes, more entertainment and fun to be had during our sea days. When I see a newbie looking for a lounger I summons them over to me and tell them they are more than welcome to have the lounger next to me. What the newbie doesn't realize the occupant of that lounger is on their way back to it. Let the fun begin. :evilsmile: Nice one. I like it when i tell them i need a right handed cup of coffee and a left handed one for Pauline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRUISEFAN0001 Posted January 5, 2018 #1042 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Apparently being Diamond C&A status isn't riding the high horse some may think it is...even Diamond joins steerage when it comes to some scenarios... https://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?p=54900476#post54900476 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1043 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Yes, more entertainment and fun to be had during our sea days. When I see a newbie looking for a lounger I summons them over to me and tell them they are more than welcome to have the lounger next to me. What the newbie doesn't realize the occupant of that lounger is on their way back to it. Let the fun begin. :evilsmile: OOOoooo...you devil you...and so much fun!! :cool::') It's good to be Royalty!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1044 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Apparently being Diamond C&A status isn't riding the high horse some may think it is...even Diamond joins steerage when it comes to some scenarios... https://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?p=54900476#post54900476 That simply does not happen to DS members...only Diamonds. ;p:p They would bring in a new replacement ship for DS members, give us all cabin upgrades, and pay for first class flights. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1045 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Nice one.I like it when i tell them i need a right handed cup of coffee and a left handed one for Pauline. LOL...I will have to remember that one. The confused look on their face must be priceless. ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted January 5, 2018 Author #1046 Share Posted January 5, 2018 While out at sea they should be made to take a long walk off a short plank. Great entertainment for a sea day while enjoying a few drinks. Perhaps we could combine the keel haul and tug of war. I can see the cruise director out there now, cheering on one side of the ship .vs. the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted January 5, 2018 Author #1047 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Apparently being Diamond C&A status isn't riding the high horse some may think it is...even Diamond joins steerage when it comes to some scenarios... https://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?p=54900476#post54900476 Confession time. I chartered the ship just to screw with some diamonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare island lady Posted January 5, 2018 #1048 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Confession time. I chartered the ship just to screw with some diamonds. OH...I just KNEW that had to be you!! ;p;p;p Indeed...it's good to be the King! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted January 5, 2018 #1049 Share Posted January 5, 2018 ...even Diamond joins steerage when it comes to some scenarios...Not in the DS world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted January 5, 2018 #1050 Share Posted January 5, 2018 That simply does not happen to DS members...only Diamonds. ;p:p They would bring in a new replacement ship for DS members, give us all cabin upgrades, and pay for first class flights. :cool: Absolutely; positively and without a doubt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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