“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...

[davekathy]

[TeaBag]

8 hours ago, PTC DAWG said:

We are surrounded by crazy folks at times, it seems.  

You ain't seen nothin' yet.  Wait till this goes on a bit longer................

[mom says]

1 hour ago, goofysmom99 said:

Well at least it wasn't a Starbucks sign.

[goofysmom99]

[davekathy]

[Buckeye94]

I LOVE that this thread is still going! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 

[Auntiemomo]

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The
lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in

When you're over seventy............who cares?

[davekathy]

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[goofysmom99]

[RickT]

Edited February 25, 2021 by RickT

[glenc56]

Punxsutawney Phil says "six more weeks of winter!!!!   🐂

 

Texas says "Hold my beer, we are going to do it in six days!!!!   🤠

[davekathy]

[Denny01]

[sugcarol]

Two mice go into a bar. One mouse asked "Did you get the vaccine yet?" The mouse says "Hell no, they havent finished the human trials yet"

[davekathy]

[centurycruiser]

7 hours ago, Denny01 said:

That's like the joke:

Name your 3 worst attributes.

"Lazy"....

[davekathy]

[C-Dragons]

 

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[C-Dragons]

[davekathy]

[C-Dragons]

[C-Dragons]

A woman (mom) was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes. His every movement was so captivating that the woman could not help but stare. The man noticed that he was the object of the woman’s rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear. “I’ll do anything,” he said in a deep, soft voice. “Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There’s just one condition…” Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” The woman gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She then leaned over and whispered into his ear…

 

”Clean my house”.

[goofysmom99]

[davekathy]