Sydney Cruise Ship Drug Bust!

[OzKiwiJJ]

Well, I'm a straight woman, and I'd rather see somewhat attractive girls in bikinis than any man in a budgie smuggler...

 

Unless the man is an Olympic swimmer. ;)

[MicCanberra]

Sounds like it didn't work, and that's because they forgot the rum. :rolleyes: :D :p

 

Yeah, rum could solve it.

[MicCanberra]

Well if youre not a straight woman,what sort of woman are you.:eek::D

 

I am just an ordinary man.:cool:

[OzKiwiJJ]

Yeah, rum could solve it.

 

rum, coconut, lime - a perfect combination. Blended with ice, of course. In other words a coconut lime daiquiri. :D

 

Wonder if they make them on Princess?

Edited September 3, 2016 by OzKiwiJJ

[MicCanberra]

rum, coconut, lime - a perfect combination. Blended with ice, of course. In other words a coconut lime daiquiri. :D

 

Wonder if they make them on Princess?

 

Not blended, they need to be shaken all around.:D

[mrs and mrs]

oh they make them on Princess all right,all TWEEKED with a bit of lime.;):cool:

[OzKiwiJJ]

oh they make them on Princess all right,all TWEEKED with a bit of lime.;):cool:

 

Try a Key Lime Pie martini on your cruise. Best after dinner as it's quite rich.

 

Princess have some awesome cocktails.

[MicCanberra]

Try a Key Lime Pie martini on your cruise. Best after dinner as it's quite rich.

 

Princess have some awesome cocktails.

 

Sounds awesome.:D

[mrs and mrs]

I'm going to regret this I know,

but how does one get a pie into a martini glass.:confused:

[GUT2407]

I'm going to regret this I know,

but how does one get a pie into a martini glass.:confused:

 

Very carefully.

 

 

How do you get five elephants in a mini

 

Two in the front

 

Two in the back

 

One in the trunk.

 

:D:p:eek:

[By The Bay]

Have any of you considered giving up your day job and going on a Comedy Cruise and partaking in the passenger show :confused:

 

A lot of talent going to waste on these boards. :D

Edited September 4, 2016 by By The Bay

[OzKiwiJJ]

I'm going to regret this I know,

but how does one get a pie into a martini glass.:confused:

 

The martini tastes like key lime pie filling. Ideally the glass rim should be coated with a graham cracker crumb but Princess doesn't do that.

[OzKiwiJJ]

Very carefully.

 

 

How do you get five elephants in a mini

 

Two in the front

 

Two in the back

 

One in the trunk.

 

:D:p:eek:

 

How do you get a giraffe in the mini?

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You can't it's full of elephants. :D

[OzKiwiJJ]

Have any of you considered giving you your day job and going on a Comedy Cruise and partaking in the passenger show :confused:

 

A lot of talent going to waste on these boards. :D

 

If we give up the day jobs we can't afford to cruise and so can't partake in the passenger show. :eek: :p

[chesterbear]

And we need something to do between cruises [emoji6]

 

 

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[mrs and mrs]

and we need something to do between cruises [emoji6]

 

 

sent from my iphone using forums

 

this

[Dobby_The_Ship_Elf]

OK so how you guys would make a Dirty Banana is waaaaay out there I think you guys has converted me to drinikin Fosters beer ,,,,,,, yes it has got that bad LOL

[MicCanberra]

Have any of you considered giving up your day job and going on a Comedy Cruise and partaking in the passenger show :confused:

 

A lot of talent going to waste on these boards. :D

 

Some of us even look funny .;)

[MicCanberra]

OK so how you guys would make a Dirty Banana is waaaaay out there I think you guys has converted me to drinikin Fosters beer ,,,,,,, yes it has got that bad LOL

I don't think you should drink a banana, it clogs up the straw.

[mrs and mrs]

OK so how you guys would make a Dirty Banana is waaaaay out there I think you guys has converted me to drinikin Fosters beer ,,,,,,, yes it has got that bad LOL

 

First off I must say what a lovely name you have.

You might qualify for our circus troop on name alone.

As for fosters you might not notice the difference as you probably drink V.B (presumption)

One thing we have always said, If the banana skins not on, its just not on.

Me thinks that's slightly out there.(for now)

[OzKiwiJJ]

One thing we have always said, If the banana skins not on, its just not on.

Me thinks that's slightly out there.(for now)

 

I don't want to even try to think what that might mean! :p

[MicCanberra]

I agree, I am trying to work out what it may mean. It is a real hard one;)

[mrs and mrs]

opps delete

Edited September 4, 2016 by mrs and mrs

[Bodogbodog]

One down - two more still to stand trial

 

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-03/isabelle-lagace-jailed-for-cruise-ship-cocaine-smuggling/9115644

[NSWP]

Very light sentence, she copped a plea and told all, me thinks. Most of her type get 7 years minimum.:evilsmile:

 

Anyway no more cruises for her for a while.;p