Rare C-Dragons Posted March 16, 2020 Author #26 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) Thanks for the contributions... very funny! 😁Next..? Edited March 16, 2020 by C-Dragons 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare leck57 Posted March 16, 2020 #27 Share Posted March 16, 2020 6 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobndee Posted March 16, 2020 #28 Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bretty Posted March 16, 2020 #29 Share Posted March 16, 2020 I just self installed Norton Antivirus and McAffee. If that doesn’t kill this effing Coronavirus nothing will! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Texed Posted March 16, 2020 #30 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Bretty, You are full of it. Jokes, that is. 🤠 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyj 1204 Posted March 16, 2020 #31 Share Posted March 16, 2020 So cute and just what I needed tonight. Thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaFej Posted March 16, 2020 #32 Share Posted March 16, 2020 There are so many good Coronavirus memes out there, but a lot of them have a political tinge to them (both left and right-leaning) and aren’t appropriate to post here. But this tweet from Randy Rainbow should be safe. 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILCIANRQTS Posted March 17, 2020 #33 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Same idea: 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare cruisemom42 Posted March 17, 2020 #34 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Who do you have to know to get some Purell around here? 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QE2_Fan Posted March 17, 2020 #35 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Bacon and Eggs walk into a Bar. The Bartender stares them down intently a moment before speaking ”Sorry we don’t serve breakfast” 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pethi Posted March 17, 2020 #36 Share Posted March 17, 2020 A very nervous first time cruiser approached the Captain: “Do ships like this sink very often?” Replied the captain: “Not too often – Usually, it’s only once.” 5 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare leck57 Posted March 17, 2020 #37 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, pethi said: A very nervous first time cruiser approached the Captain: “Do ships like this sink very often?” Replied the captain: “Not too often – Usually, it’s only once.” Reminds me of the aircraft joke. How often do airplanes crash. Only once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MamaFej Posted March 17, 2020 #39 Share Posted March 17, 2020 11 hours ago, cruisemom42 said: Who do you have to know to get some Purell around here? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RICCruisers Posted March 17, 2020 #42 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Last night I went to Sam’s Club to buy a bag of food for my dogs. Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog. I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze 🤔🤦🏾♀️😳) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right? 😝😝 So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less! I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your purse and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story). Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck 😂😂😂 I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard! 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare C-Dragons Posted March 17, 2020 Author #43 Share Posted March 17, 2020 A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!" The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender is so embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house. Later that day, the guy is telling his friend about it: "I told him I was blind and I got a free beer!" So the friend decides to take his dog into the bar. He sits down, and the bartender says, "The sign says no dogs allowed! You'll have to leave!" The friend says, "Sorry, I can't see the sign because I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender replies, "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs?" The man says, "What?! They gave me a Chihuahua?" 7 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bretty Posted March 17, 2020 #44 Share Posted March 17, 2020 22 hours ago, Texed said: Bretty, You are full of it. Jokes, that is. 🤠 Trust me, I need the distraction lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merion_Mom Posted March 18, 2020 #45 Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaFej Posted March 18, 2020 #46 Share Posted March 18, 2020 It's not that I'm avoiding shaking hands for fear of catching the coronavirus. I'm avoiding shaking hands because people are out of toilet paper! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare chemmo Posted March 18, 2020 #47 Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) Please keep the jokes coming! Edited March 18, 2020 by chemmo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILCIANRQTS Posted March 18, 2020 #48 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Ewwww!! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare puppycanducruise Posted March 18, 2020 #49 Share Posted March 18, 2020 You people are great! Thanks for the laughs - keep 'em coming. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip and Dale Posted March 18, 2020 #50 Share Posted March 18, 2020 A duck goes into a store to buy lipstick. Clerk: what colour would you like? Duck: Red Clerk: Here is your lipstick.....how would you like to pay? Duck: Just put it on my BILL 😜 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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