Advice to Overseas Cruisers coming to Australia

[OzKiwiJJ]

 

So make sure you try Vegemite on your trip. If you cannot find it in the hotel, motel, or cafe restaurants at breakfast time then you are obviously Not in Australia at all!!! Take that up with your travel agent when you get home. Perhaps they have booked you to Austria by mistake.

 

 

Ah, be nice, Bpos. :rolleyes: You forgot to advise them NOT to spread it too thickly.

 

Start with a thin smear with butter, you can always add more if you like it.

[mrs and mrs]

yep look upwards Julie ^^^^^

[OzKiwiJJ]

yep look upwards Julie ^^^^^

 

That's a great example. :D

[GUT2407]

;););)

 

I must still be a beginner.

 

Miss Gut on the other hand eats it with a spoon.

[mrs and mrs]

yep I spoon it,Linda hates it she does promite.

[GUT2407]

A spoon of Vege also goes well in a screw, or if you need to cook chook in a microwave spread some on it, adds a bit of colour and flavour.

[GUT2407]

But don't go home without trying

 

A meat pie

 

A sausage roll

 

A Vanilla slice

 

And

 

A Lamingtons,

 

Not gonna mention Pavlova though.

[MicCanberra]

yep I spoon it,Linda hates it she does promite.

 

I like it but have given it up as my wife doesn't like it's smell, small sacrifices for peace and harmony.:D

[MicCanberra]

But don't go home without trying

 

A meat pie

 

A sausage roll

 

A Vanilla slice

 

And

 

A Lamingtons,

 

Not gonna mention Pavlova though.

 

Yep and the Aussie beers and wines are good too.:D

[GUT2407]

Yep and the Aussie beers and wines are good too.:D

 

Yep. Especially Hunter wines:D

[MicCanberra]

Yep. Especially Hunter wines:D

 

I am not prejudiced, I like them all.:D

[Bpos]

A spoon of Vege also goes well in a screw, or if you need to cook chook in a microwave spread some on it, adds a bit of colour and flavour.

 

Oh Mr Gut

 

I hope you mean stew not screw as cited in your quote above.

 

May I remind you this is a family orientated forum and being a Sunday as well.

 

I would not like you to be associating our national iconic spread with something you and I, as old folk use to do, but can only dream about now.

[GUT2407]

Oh Mr Gut

 

I hope you mean stew not screw as cited in your quote above.

 

May I remind you this is a family orientated forum and being a Sunday as well.

 

I would not like you to be associating our national iconic spread with something you and I, as old folk use to do, but can only dream about now.

 

Mmmmmmm Stew was meant.

 

Don't know what you mean though, the screw makes the ship go, axle Greece would be needed there I expect.;):p

[MicCanberra]

Mmmmmmm Stew was meant.

 

Don't know what you mean though, the screw makes the ship go, axle Greece would be needed there I expect.;):p

 

Well played.:cool:

[GUT2407]

Well played.:cool:

 

 

Coming from you a real compliment.

[Bpos]

Mmmmmmm Stew was meant.

 

Don't know what you mean though, the screw makes the ship go, axle Greece would be needed there I expect.;):p

 

So true, I should not have doubted your motives - about time to put the cork in the bottle and it is only 4.20 pm here.

[MicCanberra]

Coming from you a real compliment.

 

No worries.:D

[Bpos]

WARNING TO OVERSEAS VISITORS - AUSTRALIA TO BE CLOSED ON 9 AUGUST 2016.

 

Dear Valued Overseas Visitor

 

It is not appropriate that we go into the many detailed and personal questions we shall have to answer, that is only for Australian's to know (and really none of your business) - but suffice to say Question 435 on the Census form asks us to indicate if a Koala is a bear or not.

 

A

 

Oh dear, having read what I wrote in my earlier post, my language is somewhat intemperate, which was not my intention. I merely wanted to convey that it was something that you should not be concerned with.

 

So if you are in Australia tomorrow, have a wonderful day and maybe greet Aussies you meet with a "G'day to Census Day".

 

A bit like the Seinfeld "Happy Festifus Day greeting - if you know what I mean.

 

Unfortunately, I cannot guarantee the response you may receive, but be daring, give it a go!

[MicCanberra]

Happy census day, I like it. Only comes every five years as well.

[Russell21]

Happy census day, I like it. Only comes every five years as well.

 

Otherwise known as "Stuff It Up Day".

[MicCanberra]

Or Censless day for some of us.:D

[vozzie]

Well, they won't get me tonight...I'm out in the middle of the Pacific !

[MicCanberra]

Well, they won't get me tonight...I'm out in the middle of the Pacific !

 

Lucky duck.:D

[GUT2407]

Just done it, easier than the paper one I thought, it skipped the questions I didn't need to answer.

 

One silly one though.

 

Gut

 

Where were you born

Where was your dad born

Where was your mum born

 

Fair enough

 

Mrs Gut

 

 

Where were you born

Where was your dad born

Where was your mum born

 

Miss Gut

 

Are you a child of Gut and Mrs Gut.... Yes

 

Where were mum and dad born....

[MicCanberra]

Just done it, easier than the paper one I thought, it skipped the questions I didn't need to answer.

 

One silly one though.

 

Gut

 

Where were you born

Where was your dad born

Where was your mum born

 

Fair enough

 

Mrs Gut

 

 

Where were you born

Where was your dad born

Where was your mum born

 

Miss Gut

 

Are you a child of Gut and Mrs Gut.... Yes

 

Where were mum and dad born....

 

MMM, does the cabbage patch or stork land count?