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KWW88 Posted April 15, 2021 #1762 Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 minute ago, K.T.B. said: you just missed the lettuce, then it is the perfect salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ommadawn Posted April 15, 2021 #1763 Share Posted April 15, 2021 O.k... you asked for it, the worst joke ever, the cinnamon roll joke: A guy was riding down the beach on a bicycle with a cinnamon roll in the basket. He's riding down the beach, riding down the beach, riding down the beach when he hits a sand dune and the cinnamon roll falls out of the basket. He stops the bike, picks up the cinnamon roll, brushes the sand off of it and says "cinnamon roll, cinnamon roll, if you fall out of the basket one more time, I'm going to throw you into the sea". He then gets back on his bike, puts the cinnamon roll back into the basket and he continues down the beach. He's riding down the beach, riding down the beach, riding down the beach when he hits a sand dune and the cinnamon roll falls out of the basket. He stops the bike, picks up the cinnamon roll, brushes the sand off of it and says "cinnamon roll, cinnamon roll, if you fall out of the basket one more time, I'm going to throw you into the sea". He then gets back on his bike, puts the cinnamon roll back into the basket and he continues down the beach. He's riding down the beach, riding down the beach, riding down the beach when he hits a sand dune and the cinnamon roll falls out of the basket. He stops the bike, picks up the cinnamon roll, brushes the sand off of it and says "cinnamon roll, cinnamon roll, if you fall out of the basket one more time, I'm going to throw you into the sea!". He then gets back on his bike, puts the cinnamon roll back into the basket and he continues down the beach. He's riding down the beach, riding down the beach, riding down the beach when he hits a sand dune and the cinnamon roll falls out of the basket. Guess what he does? He throws the cinnamon roll into the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ommadawn Posted April 15, 2021 #1764 Share Posted April 15, 2021 O.k... and now for a much better joke: There was a couple on their honeymoon on a cruise ship. They do all of the fun stuff that couples do on their honeymoon. They eat, they drink, they make love and they even go to the front of the ship and recreate the "flying" scene from the movie Titanic. They were having a lot of fun. The next to last night of the cruise is a formal night. The couple are getting ready when the bride realizes that she can't find her wedding ring. After searching the cabin over, she starts crying. Her husband tells her "look, it is probably here somewhere, it probably fell off during one of our vigorous love making sessions, we'll find it". However, the bride says "what if it fell into the sea while we were doing the Titanic scene? What if it is gone forever?" Her husband says "don't worry, the ring is not our love, only a symbol of our love. If we can't find it tomorrow when we are packing up, when we get back home, I will buy you a bigger, better ring". This mollifies the bride. They finish getting dressed and they go to the main dining room. Since they were married on the ship by the Captain on the ship, the couple are sitting at the Captain's Table. The Head Chef brings out a giant swordfish for the Captain's Table. He cuts it open and guess what they find? The cinnamon roll. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofysmom99 Posted April 15, 2021 #1765 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Groaner alert (means ok for grandkids) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare PTC DAWG Posted April 15, 2021 #1766 Share Posted April 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Ommadawn said: O.k... and now for a much better joke: There was a couple on their honeymoon on a cruise ship. They do all of the fun stuff that couples do on their honeymoon. They eat, they drink, they make love and they even go to the front of the ship and recreate the "flying" scene from the movie Titanic. They were having a lot of fun. The next to last night of the cruise is a formal night. The couple are getting ready when the bride realizes that she can't find her wedding ring. After searching the cabin over, she starts crying. Her husband tells her "look, it is probably here somewhere, it probably fell off during one of our vigorous love making sessions, we'll find it". However, the bride says "what if it fell into the sea while we were doing the Titanic scene? What if it is gone forever?" Her husband says "don't worry, the ring is not our love, only a symbol of our love. If we can't find it tomorrow when we are packing up, when we get back home, I will buy you a bigger, better ring". This mollifies the bride. They finish getting dressed and they go to the main dining room. Since they were married on the ship by the Captain on the ship, the couple are sitting at the Captain's Table. The Head Chef brings out a giant swordfish for the Captain's Table. He cuts it open and guess what they find? The cinnamon roll. I laughed. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny01 Posted April 15, 2021 #1767 Share Posted April 15, 2021 32 minutes ago, PTC DAWG said: I laughed. 🙂 I cried and moaned....No More....but of course I”m one of the many that read the entire two ‘jokes’!! You are a sick human being Ommadawn.....and so are you goofysmom99. Den 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare C-Dragons Posted April 15, 2021 Author #1768 Share Posted April 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, Denny01 said: I cried and moaned....No More....but of course I”m one of the many that read the entire two ‘jokes’!! You are a sick human being Ommadawn.....and so are you goofysmom99. Den Imo, goofysmom99's pun was actually pretty good. 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny01 Posted April 15, 2021 #1769 Share Posted April 15, 2021 40 minutes ago, C-Dragons said: Imo, goofysmom99's pun was actually pretty good. 😉 I loved it too and sent it to my kids! But it’s still sick!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare C-Dragons Posted April 15, 2021 Author #1771 Share Posted April 15, 2021 50 minutes ago, Denny01 said: I loved it too and sent it to my kids! But it’s still sick!!! One persons view of “sick” might be another persons view of “talent”. 😁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny01 Posted April 15, 2021 #1772 Share Posted April 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, C-Dragons said: One persons view of “sick” might be another persons view of “talent”. 😁 And for another......’Sick Talent!” den Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare C-Dragons Posted April 15, 2021 Author #1774 Share Posted April 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, davekathy said: Who needs a pill when there's good whiskey? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davekathy Posted April 15, 2021 #1775 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Just now, C-Dragons said: Who needs a pill when there's good whiskey? How do you think I take the pill? 🤣 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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