jbooth2099 Posted July 10, 2018 #1 Share Posted July 10, 2018 If I owned a cruise ship, I would make a few changes. #1) Replace the jogging track with a Go-Cart track. #2) Bungee Jumping, Parasailing, and Skeet Shooting off the back of the ship #3) Unlimited Free Drinks #4) Fishing is allowed from anywhere on the ship (Wherever they are biting) #5) Replace the Spa with indoor gun range #6) Replace the gym with indoor paint gun course #7) Remove all shops and install a Walmart #8) Smoking allowed anywhere and everywhere. #9) Fireworks every night (bring your own of formal nights) #10) Captain for a day excursion where you get to pick the port and do the driving. How bout anyone else? What changes would you make to your ship? JB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awestover89 Posted July 10, 2018 #2 Share Posted July 10, 2018 A glass bottom/wall viewing area on one of the below water decks No smoking on board anywhere Infinity pools extending off the side of the ship Book of Mormon would be the on board Broadway show Remove all the shops, replace with just a general cruise souvenir shop and convenience store Buffet would be open 24 hours a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquahound Posted July 10, 2018 #3 Share Posted July 10, 2018 If I owned a cruise ship, I would make a few changes. #1) Replace the jogging track with a Go-Cart track. #2) Bungee Jumping, Parasailing, and Skeet Shooting off the back of the ship #3) Unlimited Free Drinks #4) Fishing is allowed from anywhere on the ship (Wherever they are biting) #5) Replace the Spa with indoor gun range #6) Replace the gym with indoor paint gun course #7) Remove all shops and install a Walmart #8) Smoking allowed anywhere and everywhere. #9) Fireworks every night (bring your own of formal nights) #10) Captain for a day excursion where you get to pick the port and do the driving. How bout anyone else? What changes would you make to your ship? Pretty much the exact opposite of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamFritz Posted July 10, 2018 #4 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Pretty much the exact opposite of this. 🤣 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmazedByCruising Posted July 10, 2018 #5 Share Posted July 10, 2018 ♫♬ Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. ♫♬ The glass bottom, definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulsacoker Posted July 10, 2018 #6 Share Posted July 10, 2018 11. Name ship 'Boats N Hoes' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Chew Posted July 10, 2018 #7 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Love #10! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvetwater Posted July 10, 2018 #8 Share Posted July 10, 2018 I would sell it to avoid the stress and heart trouble and spend the money on good causes and travel. Oh...I would name it Cruisey McCruiseface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishywood Posted July 10, 2018 #9 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Every cruise I would assemble a board of ship's "condo commandos" who would harangue and harass any passengers arbitrarily caught underdressed on formal night, smoking on their balcony, saving seats or loungers, touching food and then putting it back, leaving public bathrooms without washing their hands, sharing drinks from their package, and any other pet peeve du jour. As proof of their phony authority they would all be using walkie talkies. Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikew0805 Posted July 10, 2018 #10 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Pretty much the exact opposite of this. As I was reading, I was thinking the exact same thing. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted July 10, 2018 #11 Share Posted July 10, 2018 If I owned a cruise ship....I wouldn't be spending my time on Cruise Critic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloopsailor Posted July 10, 2018 #12 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Oh...I would name it Cruisey McCruiseface. When I first read this I thought you wrote Cruisey McCruisefarce. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogs4fun Posted July 10, 2018 #13 Share Posted July 10, 2018 If I owned a cruise ship....I wouldn't be spending my time on Cruise Critic. Yeah :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awestover89 Posted July 10, 2018 #14 Share Posted July 10, 2018 If I owned a cruise ship....I wouldn't be spending my time on Cruise Critic. I would. Or if not me I would hire a "Cruise Critic Monitoring Staff" who's job would be to be on CC, answering questions, responding to complaints, and calling out people who deserve a calling out :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bull Posted July 10, 2018 #15 Share Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) I'm going to report your plans to the RSPCS (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Skeets) And since the para-sailors and bungee-jumpers will be at the stern along with the skeet-shooters, I'll also report you to the RSPCPS and RSPCBJ (I'll leave you to work those out) ;p (another) JB :) Edited July 10, 2018 by John Bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted July 10, 2018 #16 Share Posted July 10, 2018 I would. Or if not me I would hire a "Cruise Critic Monitoring Staff" who's job would be to be on CC, answering questions, responding to complaints, and calling out people who deserve a calling out :cool: Sounds like you would rather just start your own "site" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K32682 Posted July 10, 2018 #17 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Parasailing, and Skeet Shooting off the back of the ship Might not want to do both at the same time. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb at sea Posted July 11, 2018 #18 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Double points if you can catch the falling skeet WHILE parasailing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUT2407 Posted July 11, 2018 #19 Share Posted July 11, 2018 If I owned a cruise ship, I’d cruise more. Way more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenquixote66 Posted July 11, 2018 #20 Share Posted July 11, 2018 If I owned a cruise ship, I would make a few changes. #1) Replace the jogging track with a Go-Cart track. #2) Bungee Jumping, Parasailing, and Skeet Shooting off the back of the ship #3) Unlimited Free Drinks #4) Fishing is allowed from anywhere on the ship (Wherever they are biting) #5) Replace the Spa with indoor gun range #6) Replace the gym with indoor paint gun course #7) Remove all shops and install a Walmart #8) Smoking allowed anywhere and everywhere. #9) Fireworks every night (bring your own of formal nights) #10) Captain for a day excursion where you get to pick the port and do the driving. How bout anyone else? What changes would you make to your ship? JB 1) No smoking anywhere on ship 2) No alcoholic beverages on the ship 3) Hire top name entertainers 4) No tender ports 5Passengers observed sneezing or coughing into the air will be fined 6) Daily newspapers available 7) Overnights in every port 8)No cruises to Cuba 9) Muster drills voluntary rather than mandatory 10) 5 Loyalty points for every day of the cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloopsailor Posted July 11, 2018 #21 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1) No smoking anywhere on ship2) No alcoholic beverages on the ship 3) Hire top name entertainers 4) No tender ports 5Passengers observed sneezing or coughing into the air will be fined 6) Daily newspapers available 7) Overnights in every port 8)No cruises to Cuba 9) Muster drills voluntary rather than mandatory 10) 5 Loyalty points for every day of the cruise Why no alcoholic beverages? Why no cruises to Cuba? Muster drills are mandatory by law. The cruise lines don't do them for entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare MicCanberra Posted July 11, 2018 #22 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Sounds grand - I would get rid of Art auctions.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare MicCanberra Posted July 11, 2018 #23 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1) No smoking anywhere on ship2) No alcoholic beverages on the ship 3) Hire top name entertainers 4) No tender ports 5Passengers observed sneezing or coughing into the air will be fined 6) Daily newspapers available 7) Overnights in every port 8)No cruises to Cuba 9) Muster drills voluntary rather than mandatory 10) 5 Loyalty points for every day of the cruise I like 1, 3, 5, 6 and 10, the others I dislike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Rewind Posted July 11, 2018 #24 Share Posted July 11, 2018 6) Daily newspapers available My brain is having a breakdown trying to work through the logistics of this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sverigecruiser Posted July 11, 2018 #25 Share Posted July 11, 2018 My brain is having a breakdown trying to work through the logistics of this one. MSC deliver daily newspapers every day for guests in the Yacht Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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